So, what are some types of flirty text messages for him?
Well, you can send pics, GIFs, or jokes.
You can role play and you can tell your partner how much you love them.
If you’ve been a little stuck for what to text lately and have resorted to the dreaded “wuu2?” text (what you up to?), I’ve got something special for you: 25 awesome flirty text messages for him.
Whether you want to make him laugh or cry, or whether you want to apologize or get him in the mood for some romance, I’ve got you covered! Check out these flirty text messages for him, your man.
Erotic
1. “If you were with me right now, what would we be doing?”
This invites some naughty role play and could lead to some seriously sexy texting.
2. “I’ve just bought some new lingerie. When are you coming over?”
Excellent question, and the imagery will drive him wild.
3. “Tonight, I’m going to do whatever you want me to do.”
This is exactly what he wants to hear.
4. “The naughty things I’d do to you under the table if I was with you …”
He’s out dining with friends, you’re home, and you send him this text. His night just got hot.
5. “I’m home, I’m horny, I’m naked… WHERE ARE YOU?”
Make him feel bad for not being with you tonight! It will leave him wanting more, and he’ll probably respond with something like, “Just make sure you’re still horny when I see you next.”
To which you say, ”We’ll see.”
These flirty text messages for him will knock his socks off.
Flirty Text Messages For Him After An Argument
Nobody likes arguing. If you’re ready to bury the hatchet, here are some flirty text messages you can send to a guy to start making peace.
6. “Look, you can stay angry with me. Or you can come over and help me finish this pizza.”
Fab way to end an argument.
7. “I hate being wrong, but I’m willing to be oh so wrong for you. I’m sorry and I love you.”
This calms an argument down while restoring the love.
8. “Is it just me, or is this argument turning you on?”
The best sex is make-up sex, after all.
9. “We could argue or we could have sex. The choice is yours.”
I think we know what he’ll choose.
10. “I promise we’ll never fight ever again (as long as you keep admitting I’m right).”
How can he stay mad at you when you’re this witty?
Missing Him
You can send flirty text messages for him when you’re missing him, too.
11. “My productivity has gone down at work. I have no idea what’s just happened in the latest episode of Stranger Things. COME HOME ALREADY! I CAN’T FOCUS WITHOUT YOU.”
The thought of him not being here is driving you bananas. Let him know he can’t keep making you lose track of your box sets like this.
12. “I miss you so much I just broke down in front of my hamster. This isn’t funny anymore. He used to think I was a tough cookie.”
Swap hamster for whatever pet you have. Don’t have one? Use a friend’s pet.
13. “You: Knock knock.
Him: Who’s there?
You: Me. LOL.
Him: Me who?
You: OMG You Don’t Even Remember Me IT’S BEEN TOO LONG.”
I absolutely love these flirty text messages for him!!
14. “Hey. I know you hate cute texts. But I hate you for being away so long”
15. “I miss you so so so so SO much. Also, I’m out of milk and wanna cry.”
The first sentence will make him cry, the second will make him giggle.
I Love You
Sometimes flirty text messages for him aren’t exactly what you want to send. When you want to send him something a little more emotional, try these:
16. “I don’t tell you often, but you’re literally the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”
This will knock his socks off.
17. “The stars aligned the night we met (insert more cheesy poetry) POINT IS I LOVE YOU.”
Funny but heartfelt.
18. “I just daydreamed at work and smiled at my boss really weirdly because I couldn’t stop thinking of you. Now he won’t come near me. Your fault.”
Sometimes, when you’re sending flirty text messages for him you don’t need to explicitly tell him that you love him.
19. “I love you. Period.”
If he’s annoyed you, send this one. It’s guaranteed to make him smile and lets him know he did wrong, but that he can’t help loving you regardless.
20. “I love everything about you. To me, you’re perfection”
Aww.
I’m Sorry
One of the most important and honest things you can do is to apologize when you’ve made a mistake. You can do this with flirty text messages to him, too.
21. “This is the first time I’ve ever admitted I’m wrong so if you PROMISE to never tell anyone, I’m sorry.”
Cute.
22. “If you forgive me, I’ll make it up to you with pizza, beer and red-hot sex.”
Who’s going to turn that down?
23. “I understand how much I hurt you yesterday, truly I do. From the bottom of my heart, I’m sorry.”
Sometimes, you need to strike the right chords with a thoughtful text like this.
24. “If you can’t forgive me, I understand. But I want you to know that if I die before you, I’m coming back as a ghost who will haunt you forever or until you forgive me. And, yes, I’ll switch the TV off during a sports game IDGAF.”
Hilarious but from the heart.
25. “I never want to hurt you ever again. You’re my lover, soul mate and best friend.”
Okay, now even I’m tearing up.
These are 25 flirty text messages for him for all occasions. Use them whenever you want, tweak them where necessary and enjoy!
