Composing that first message is hard. Great opening lines for online dating aren’t always top of mind. It’s especially hard if you’ve already composed and sent out literally hundreds of …
10 Reasons To Dress Like You Give A Damn
As a Text Weapon reader, perhaps you’ve already achieved the romance holy grail of starting a text conversation with a girl. Better yet, your ability to woo the ladies with …
7 Funny Texts That Will Make Her Day
Instead of firing off funny texts that will make her day, most guys send women terrible texts. Texting is so easy and “at-a-distance”, that it brings out most men’s worst …
Why You Should Never Read Too Much Into A Text
Caroline is going to explain why you should never read too much into a text. We’ve all been there, agonizing over what a text message really means. As a match …
Happiness Might Just Be A Few Steps Away
Let’s talk happiness. Today most people spend hours sitting down, whether they are at office, driving somewhere or watching TV. Most of the time we can’t do anything about it; …
Here’s What To Text Your Partner On Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day has always been about love conquering all. It’s meant to be the one day of the year where we all forget our differences, our schedules and – for …
Whale Watchers
EMAIL/VOICE MESSAGE VERSION – PART 1 It was 5:00 a.m. and HER NAME had already finished off the last drop of coffee in her thermos. Despite the cold temperatures and …
Welcome Interruption
EMAIL/VOICE MESSAGE VERSION – PART 1 HER NAME liked the graduate library best for studying. The weak Wi-Fi signal in the basement kept the hordes of people away. The ceiling …
Puppy Love
EMAIL/VOICE MESSAGE VERSION – PART 1 YOUR NAME and HER NAME were surrounded by puppies—golden ones, scrappy ones, silent ones, crying ones, biting ones and yipping ones. Some napped. Some …